Ok so yall can have white sauce pizza but I dip a slice in a lil milk and im in handcuffs
prank_caller
a daily intake of dairy is part of a well balanced diet
DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA
Better milk than ranch
RoeMajesta
this is so bait
jordu5
War crimes
Formal_Mood0
This is professional help, missing mustard though.
Some_Nibblonian
yes we have all seen the milk pizza troll post that’s absolutely 100% real
diecastbeatdown
Pretending it’s ranch so I can sleep tonight.
TheAmazingWillow

in1gom0ntoya
nah we’re past that. permanent solitary till the end
Professional-Big-584

johnaross1990
I hate this, it makes me feel like a hypocrite.
I dunk biscuits(cookies) in milk. I dunk cake in milk. I dunk jam(jelly) sandwiches in milk. And toast!
But I’ve never gone savoury…
onlysaysisthisathing
I’m hoping others are right and this is just rage bait. Because if not… Well, let’s just say some people can’t be rehabilitated.
Who’s got that pic of the little kid aiming his gun and crying?
maxiderm
If that’s ranch, you get a pass. Traffic ticket at worst.
If that’s milk, then throw them in jail, throw away the key, felony charges, then the death penalty.
Etva
I mean. During school lunches, you get pizza with some milk to drink.
You take a bit of pizza and drink a little milk. it all mixes in the mouth.
bro just skipping a few steps here.
Master_Win_4018
I would eat if that is mayonnaise.
Tidalwave64
Why ranch? what makes this combination good for those who tried this?
Better-Use-5875
I actually used to dip my pepperoni pizza in chocolate milk when I was a kid. It wasn’t bad tbh….but I abstain as an adult
Hubic-Pair

anfrind
I once went to an Indian pizzeria and discovered that a few small drops of ranch were the perfect way to balance out the flavor of paneer tikka masala pizza.
But dunking a slice of pizza in an unidentified white sauce is ridiculous.
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This is wrong on so many levels
Ok so yall can have white sauce pizza but I dip a slice in a lil milk and im in handcuffs
a daily intake of dairy is part of a well balanced diet
Better milk than ranch
this is so bait
War crimes
This is professional help, missing mustard though.
yes we have all seen the milk pizza troll post that’s absolutely 100% real
Pretending it’s ranch so I can sleep tonight.

nah we’re past that. permanent solitary till the end

I hate this, it makes me feel like a hypocrite.
I dunk biscuits(cookies) in milk. I dunk cake in milk. I dunk jam(jelly) sandwiches in milk. And toast!
But I’ve never gone savoury…
I’m hoping others are right and this is just rage bait. Because if not… Well, let’s just say some people can’t be rehabilitated.
Who’s got that pic of the little kid aiming his gun and crying?
If that’s ranch, you get a pass. Traffic ticket at worst.
If that’s milk, then throw them in jail, throw away the key, felony charges, then the death penalty.
I mean. During school lunches, you get pizza with some milk to drink.
You take a bit of pizza and drink a little milk. it all mixes in the mouth.
bro just skipping a few steps here.
I would eat if that is mayonnaise.
Why ranch? what makes this combination good for those who tried this?
I actually used to dip my pepperoni pizza in chocolate milk when I was a kid. It wasn’t bad tbh….but I abstain as an adult

I once went to an Indian pizzeria and discovered that a few small drops of ranch were the perfect way to balance out the flavor of paneer tikka masala pizza.
But dunking a slice of pizza in an unidentified white sauce is ridiculous.